Alexis Bellino Plastic Surgery Before and After Botox and Lips Implants

Alexis Bellino and the Housewives of Orange County have had enough plastic surgery and Botox to dedicate a website to.  Also, there's enough before and after photos to to fill an image library.  Alexis Bellino has slowly become addicted to Botox injections.  You can tell because her face is starting to look plastic / fake. Here's Alexis Bellino before and after plastic surgery.  She's clearly had Botox shots on nearly every area of her face; not to mention the Restylane lip implants.

Before Alexis Bellino was fixin’ plates for her husband Jim and ordering SkinnyGirl margaritas on TV, she was just a regular small-town girl from Hannibal, Mo. married to a regular guy. Of course, this regular girl had dreams; like a smaller nose, bigger boobs, and a bucketful of money.

At least that’s the song her ex-husband Jeff Barry sang to Star Magazine (via Bravo Fan and Reality Tea). Barry says that after they got married in 2002 they moved to San Diego, and Alexis  got hooked on expensive jeans. In order to fill get her jeans fix she slept a with married man with three kids. Jeff Barry caught on and got scary stealth,  pretending to be a friend of hers through email. Alexis fell for the set-up and got so close with the friend her husband was pretending to be she spilled the beans about her infidelity!

Barry then sent out a mass email to everyone he’s ever met or been connected to Alexis on Facebook calling her a “gold-digging home-wrecker and “2-dollar” where. Very classy.

The divorce was finalized in 2004, and since then Alexis has married and had three children with Jim Bellino, who keeps her knee-deep in plastic surgery and nannies.

But where does Jim get his stash? He officially describes himself as a “self-made entrepreneur,” but what does that mean? According to Newport Beach’s Daily Pilot Jim Bellino “used to own the now-closed Margaritaville restaurant on West Coast Highway. Now he juggles numerous business endeavors these days, including “pawn loans and house flipping.” Hmmm, a closed restaurant and house-flipping doesn’t sound very lucrative, but pawn loans . . . . Maybe Simon Barney, Jeana Keough, and Lynne Curtin’s husband Frank should ask Jim how to get into that business.

I am not surprised at the raunchy pictures this ho’ send to some men’s magazine. This is Alexis Bellino before she married Taliban Ass Jimbo. Bitch has a buttaface. No wonder the plastic surgeon that fixed her face couldn’t fix that bump on her nose or knock the fugly off her. These raunchy pictures look just like the shit that 2 dollar ho’s post on Craigslist.

And speaking of Craigslist her husband his unholy creepinest Reverend Jafar Jimbo owns some cheesey little motel in Laguna that he advertises on Craiglist for $195 a night. He calls it a ’boutique hotel’. But some website was saying it looks like office spaces and it had a for lease sign for a long time. Yea and he is advertising on Craiglist of all places he probably also rents it out by the hour to the Craiglist ho’s.

Jimbo seems to have some questionable binezz practices.  I am sure everyone read all about how his punk ass got in trouble with the feds for some counterfeit bullshit. I also read somewhere he used to own some restaurant called Margaritaville and it closed down he also closed down his pool table business.