Ewey. What is that? I’m not kidding when I say that I had to use the Google to make sure that Angelica Bridges isn’t sick before I make fun of her.
Fortunately for her, she’s got a clean bill of health! Unfortunately for her she looks like a sketch artist’s results after talking to someone who claims to have had an alien encounter. Seriously, there’s about a 10 year age difference between her jaw and her cheek bones.
Angelica Bridges might have a tight body, a fantastic spray on tan, tits that can stop traffic and all that other great stuff, but her face scares the hell outta me. Actually now that I think about it, pretty much the whole cast of Baywatch, with the exception of Carmen Electra, has fallen to the same fate. Have you seen a hi res picture of Pam Anderson in the last 12 months? If not, don’t do it. It’s like going to one of those shock sites and then before you know it, there’s two girls, a cup, and a giant mess that looks like sort serve ice cream. Ugh.
By treat I mean Anjelica Bridges showed up for free ice cream cone day and tried to distract everyone from her horrible plastic surgery by almost flashing her coocoocachoo. Ben and Jerry’s is a place for families and stoners, neither of which are interested in what Anjelica has going on down there.
